But no, Levi says you’re gonna miss the best part! And this marathon isn’t recorded so there’s no way to pause it for you!!.Obviously after staying in his room for hours and binging on sweet drinks, your bladder is practically screaming at you.“H-Huh? If ya had to pee, why didn’t ya say so in the first place! Go! I’ll just wait outside or somethin’.

He’s gonna be weirdly embarrassed about it. You have to tell him outright what you need to do, because he might even try to follow you to the bathroom.You insist? Now he’s REALLY not leaving you alone, because it’s clear you’re hiding something Oh, you need to go somewhere? He’ll go with you.He’s the physical manifestation of comedic timing, and literally won’t ever leave you alone.You’d better have a plan, or you’re not going anywhere. Could he talk any slower? You don’t even have a chance to interject because he keeps talking. He’s talking about your RAD classes and an upcoming exam, but his words are droning on and on.Probably thinks you’re awkwardly dancing to the record he’s playing

But why is it now, when you need to pee? And he doesn’t even seem to notice the way you’re shifting from one foot to the other.

You swear he’s secretly the clingiest and disguises it as ‘formal business’, yet sometimes he just wants you to sit in his room like some kind of emotional support animal.

Self Important calls you to his office at inconvenient times, like “Oh, were you busy? Anyway, I need you to-” Bro I’m Begging you, (GN!MC needs to relieve themselves, but the Demon Bros won’t let them) Lucifer

Beel obey me